Puddy and I have recently started a television production company (note: not an actual company). Here’s our upcoming Reality TV Pilots:
Blind Date (Lupus Edition)
Are You Smarter Than A Vietnam Veteran?
America’s Next Top Actuary
Keeping Up With The Vigodas
The Littlest Rapist
Real Gun or Toy Gun: Riding with the NYPD – (”6 white kids and 6 black kids and the cops have to make a split-second decision…or else!”)
America’s Got AIDS
Dancing With The Un-Employably Homeless
Ernest Borgnine Is 93 And Widowed
White Collar Prison Break- (Mostly just dragging appeals process: “12 white collar criminals, 12 highly-paid teams of lawyers….who will prevail?”)
The Amazing Race! – (it’s just Japanese people doing math, and like, karate… [apparently this is similar to a zack galafanakis joke. apologies])
Wife Swap (For Realz tho)
The Real Alan Alda – (The legend himself competes with 10 impersonators, who’s the real one???)
Stuff In Slow Motion – (bullets, fat people… you name it)
What Wouldn’t A Paparrazo Do? – (show will be shelved after 3 episodes and a vicious string of child murders)
To Catch a Prostitute – (pilot didn’t work as Chris Hanson just ended up fucking them and letting them go)
Idea Painfully Joked About 3 Years Ago, but Now Is Totally Happening In Front of Your Eyes – That’s right. Look for this shit soon.
