Don’t Like: The Fucking Cops

Stupid Fuzz. Always trying to kill my buzz!

They always hassle me when me and my friends go to to the mall!

They just roam around and do nothing and mess with kids who are just hanging out and not doign anything!

Those fat donut eating jerks!

BOOOOOOO COPS!!

Oh, shit they heard me.

SULLY! HIDE IT AND RUN!

Don’t Like: Crippling Cocaine Addiction Circa 1979

Remember when everybody did coke? Those were the days. It was nice and safe for you. Even the Nixon and BNDD (now called the DEA) thought it wasn’t that bad for you.

Actually it was.

I used to hang out with a bunch of Miami drug kingpins back then. I didn’t touch the stuff on account of my hayfever. But damn it made them do crazy things. I once saw them… actually I shouldn’t say.  The point is it was bad. Sure they made a lot of money. Sure they were never really arrested and they’ve gone on to live productive, family centered lives after selling off their distribution lines. But well… you know… Don’t do drugs!

[note: none of that stuff actually happened and I wasn't born yet]

Some facts courtesy of WIKI:

Cocaine (benzoylmethyl ecgonine) is a crystalline tropane alkaloid that is obtained from the leaves of the coca plant.^[2] The name comes from “coca” in addition to the alkaloid suffix -ine, forming cocaine. It is both a stimulant of the central nervous system and an appetite suppressant. Specifically, it is a dopamine reuptake inhibitor, a noradrenaline reuptake inhibitor and a serotonin reuptake inhibitor. Because of the way it affects the mesolimbic reward pathway, cocaine is addictive. Nevertheless, cocaine is used in medicine as a topical anesthetic, even in children, specifically in eye, nose and throat surgery.

Its possession, cultivation, and distribution are illegal for non-medicinal and non-government sanctioned purposes in virtually all parts of the world. Although its free commercialization is illegal and has been severely penalized in virtually all countries, its use worldwide remains widespread in many social, cultural, and personal settings.

Like: Drug Addicted Front-Men

Jim Morrison. Kurt Cobain. Freddy Mercury. Scott Wieland. Lou Reed. Axl Rose. John Lennon or Paul McCartney. Layne Staley. Nick Drake. Michael Clarke. Chet Baker. Sonny Clark. Winston Churchill.

If there’s anything that these men have taught me. It’s that drugs can make you a better singer-songwriter-musician-type-guy. Just look at their body of work. If these people weren’t on drugs they would have been off going something lame with their lives instead of exploding minds with thought bombs. So suck on that g.

BAM.

Don’t Like: Crystal Meth

Since drugs seem to be so incredibly popular… here’s some interesting info on the latest drug epedemic that is on the decline: Crystal Meth!

History

Methamphetamine was first synthesized from ephedrine in Japan in 1893 by chemist Nagayoshi Nagai.^[3] In 1919, crystallized methamphetamine was synthesized by Akira Ogata via reduction of ephedrine using red phosphorus and iodine. The related compound amphetamine was first synthesized in Germany in 1887 by Lazăr Edeleanu.

World War II

One of the earliest uses of methamphetamine was during World War II when the German military dispensed it under the trade name Pervitin.^[4] It was widely distributed across rank and division, from elite forces to tank crews and aircraft personnel. Chocolates dosed with methamphetamine were known as Fliegerschokolade (”flyer’s chocolate”) when given to pilots, or Panzerschokolade (”tanker’s chocolate”) when given to tank crews. From 1942 until his death in 1945, Adolf Hitler was given frequent intravenous injections of methamphetamine by his personal physician, Theodor Morell as a treatment for depression and fatigue. It is possible that it was used to treat Hitler’s speculated Parkinson’s disease, or that his Parkinson-like symptoms which developed from 1940 onwards were related to use of methamphetamine.^[5]

Also the drug makes your heart explode. Or as it’s commonly referred to on the internet… asplode!

Don’t Like: Crippling Heroin Addiction

Welcome to the world of pissing your pants and walking up in pools of your own vomit.

Risks of Non-Medical Use:

• For intravenous users of heroin (and any other substance), the use of non-sterile needles and syringes and other related equipment leads to several serious risks:
  • the risk of contracting blood-borne pathogens such as HIV and hepatitis
  • the risk of contracting bacterial or fungal endocarditis and possibly venous sclerosis
  • abscesses caused by transfer of fungus from the skin of lemons, the acidic juice of which can be added to impure heroin to increase its solubility
• Poisoning from contaminants added to “cut” or dilute heroin
• Chronic constipation
• Addiction and an increasing tolerance.
• Physical dependence can result from prolonged use of all opiate and opioids, resulting in withdrawal symptoms on cessation of use.
• Decreased kidney function. (although it is not currently known if this is due to adulterants used in the cut)^{[20][21][22][23][24]}

There’s a whole bunch of other reasons I don’t like it either. Mostly because it’s highly ritualized drug use and not casual.