September 30, 2008
Well, aside from my approaching foray into Judaism (which i may tackle in a like at some point later), there’s a much more simple and incredibly selfish reason to love the High Holidays in Los Angeles:
There’s no traffic.
Seriously. It takes me roughly 35 min (on an awesome day) to 50 min on average to get to work.
Today, on Rosh Hashanah?
Happy New Year Everyone!
(note: the only time I had a quicker commute was during the immigrant rights march where the entire hispanic population of the city congregated downtown. This was not nearly enough to change my pro-immigrant rights stance I guarantee you… but I don’t think it helped the cause since there were a good lot of people talking about how great it was to have no commute.)
September 25, 2008
I’m sorry, b/c I’m covering for Lindsey’s usual asst., could you tell me, who’s Rosh Hashanah and why would he/she affect Kristi’s meeting with KN and MC?
Thanks! I really appreciate it!
In case you’re curious, this is the answer:
September 25, 2008
Now what America? Good thing we’ve been building up a surplus the last few years to deal with these emergencies.
Wait. We didn’t?
We’ve been spending it on WHAT????????????????????
[looks down to ground]
Remember when everyone was making fun of Gore’s “lockbox”?
… yeah… this is what that was about.
September 25, 2008
I live in Los Angeles.
I grew up in Boston.
I really like the four Boston sports teams. Always have. Always will.
I have basic cable. I don’t have direct tv. I don’t have NFL sunday ticket. Why? Because I can’t afford it. Probably at some point in the next few years I’ll be able to waste an inordinate amount of money on that but right now I can’t.
So I figure I can get a few games of the Pats this year because they still have a bunch of nationally syndicated games.
Better yet, Los Angeles doesn’t have a home football team so that should be easy right?
Yeah except for some reason the NFL counts the SAN DIEGO chargers as a home team AND the OAKLAND Raiders as a home team.
Fuck it, why not the St. Louis Rams while they’re at it?
FUCK YOU NFL broadcasts, with your dumb monopolies. The bad kind… not the game.
September 23, 2008
Per popularity of the other column. Here’s more awesome badasses that were suggested…
Ronnie Brown – and we will never speak of it again
Dumbledore – it helps that Michael Gambon is a total badass too. But this guy would kick your ass in a barfight, only use magic to clean the bloodstains up, and then have sex with your father… In front of your friend. People would be so imperssed he’d get high fives.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer – Yeah I said it, want to fight or something? This chick was badass.
M.I.A. – lyrical sampling: “I fly like paper, get high like planes / If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name.” or “All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!) / And (KKKAAAA CHING!) / And take your money” or “No one on the corner has swagger like us / Hit me on my Burner prepaid wireless / We pack and deliver like UPS trucks / Already going hell just pumping that gas” OR “Third world democracy / Yeah, I got more records than the K.G.B. / So, uh, no funny business” ORRRRRRRRRR “Some some some / I some I murder / Some I some I let go”
… so M.I.A. is a total murdering, drug dealing badass who tops the charts, has a terrorist dad (not really), and models for Marc Jacobs… look at the rest of us… we’re all lame.
Rorschach! – Go read Watchmen and you’ll understand. It’s the best deconstruction of the vigilante… well, ever. Ssssssssssssssorry The Dark Knight.
September 22, 2008
I mean really? I don’t understand this “healthy competition” line that the repubs keep pulling out. That’s not exactly how things work out these days especially when compainies are operating on national levels and the failure of a massive corporation is anything but “healthy.” Can someone please explain this to me? How in their right minds can they keep talking like this?
Especially since a free market economy is based on the tantamount of easy entrance/easy exit, similar quality of “goods”, and no coercion. Yet Republicans treat trans-global corporations just as if they’re any other business, where their collapse is just as meaningless as the fall of the corner store (which is also important, but more culturally). Never mind, that these institutions (ESPECIALLY banking, housing, and health care) have sooooooo many people and other organizations who are directly tied into their success, that the entire system starts collapsing when one goes down. But hey, fuck it! Healthy competition!
It’s ignorance at its most staggering. I’m no market socialist by any means, but just look at all the post-war administrations and the stock market AND misery indexes ALWAYS perform better under democratic leadership. It’s an un-debatable fact.
And yet the Republicans are “good” for the economy. Nope. They’re good for the alpha wolves every ten years or so and encourage top market growth, but when it goes unchecked for 7 years it leads to utter collapse. (The same exact thing happened in Reagan’s 7th year).
It’s absurd. It’s laughable. And yet people keep perpetuating it.
Damn I’m angry right now… sorry.