All because I knew the answer to a trivia question: what planet is closest to the sun?
The answer is Mercury!
I asked the guy if he had given away a lot of cups of coffee this morning and he shook his head sadly. “everyone keeps saying earth, I even had to put up an A, B, C”
I looked to my right, there was even “A. Venus. B. Earth. C. Mercury”
I looked back at him, “yeah…” is all he said.
But oh well, sorry humanity, i gots free coffee!