September 1, 2009
So someone wonderfully pointed out that my site is turning into a movie review site. Sorry. I’ve just been seeing lots of movies and they’re on the brain.
So here comes the daily observances of foibles.
This morning I was in line to order a coffee. I do this about once a week, if that. This is what happened:
Me: “Hi can I get a small latte.”
Barista Lady: “What kind of milk?”
BL: [not hearing me] “we have soy, skim, 1%, 2%-”
Me: “whole is fine.”
BL: “you sure?”
BL: [realizing she came off as judgemental] “Sorry. it’s just no one’s ordered regular for weeks. I gotta open a new one.”
… ah life in California.
LATER, IN THE ELEVATOR:
Two girls walk in. They know and talk to each other. One is holding plastic bowl with a covered top. They put oatmeal in these at the breakfast place downstairs. I just stand to the side.
Girl 1: “Oooh. you got breakfast.”
Girl 2: “yeah”
G1: “What kind of oatmeal?”
G2: “Not oatmeal.”
G2: “Oh. No. I just crammed this sucker with bacon.”
I laugh out loud… They both look at me.
Me: “That’s awesome.”
March 18, 2009
How delcious! It’s not like I bought them or anything. Some one else did, I just ate them. St. Patty’s krispy kreme if you must know! Haha. I just watched someone who said, “GOD I CAN’T EAT A WHOLE DONUT, WHY DID PEOPLE BRING THIS IN?” go up eat five consecutive munchkins over the course of about 15 minutes. Now if you excuse me, I have to go drink some pints of guinness. … I’m kidding, it’s 10 am. OR AM I?
October 8, 2008
Bud Light’s new ad campaign saying that what they have is “drinkability” is absolutely hilarious.
Why? Because they’re basically touting how much their beer stinks.
You know why Bud Light goes down easy?
Because it’s fucking water… with a splash of budweiser.
See, when I want to drink a beer, I like when it tastes like beer. Bold. Hoppy. Yet smooth and delicious. I like dark beers, amber beers, and golden beers. I like wheat beers. Domestic or imported beers. I like all beers with substantive flavor. Even miller lite has an okay tang to it. Heck, even though PBR tastes kind of like a metal tin, it still tastes like beer.
Bud Light tastes like water… the most “drinkable” substance on earth. I like water. I like it a lot. But that’s the last thing I’m looking for in my beer.
So how bout if you want something “drinkable” you just drink that and leave the beer drinking to people with testicles.
… you know, proverbially testicles.
……. leave me alone.
September 19, 2008
All because I knew the answer to a trivia question: what planet is closest to the sun?
The answer is Mercury!
I asked the guy if he had given away a lot of cups of coffee this morning and he shook his head sadly. “everyone keeps saying earth, I even had to put up an A, B, C”
I looked to my right, there was even “A. Venus. B. Earth. C. Mercury”
I looked back at him, “yeah…” is all he said.
But oh well, sorry humanity, i gots free coffee!
July 25, 2008
Nothing is better then switching back sweet and bitter tastes. For example the wonderful coffee/donut or coffee/chocolate combo.
That’s how you rock it Amadeus.